January 2010
33 posts
Top 10 Mistakes of a Newbie Stoner
readthisblgandgetstnd:
1. What do you mean, you’re not throwing down?
Listen up Newbie, the only time you should get smoked up for free is your first time (or if you do something deserving). So ask your new-found stoner friends how they get weed, then get out 20 bucks and buy yourself a bag. If you don’t throw down, you’re probably not going to be smoking. Assuming that your friends are gonna...
bahaha
just had a dream that i ate mushrooms with president bush and paraded around the white house with him. he let me take a shower in the “executive” shower… which was just the entire bathroom as a shower… and then when i was done i went out the door and him and my buddy nick johnson (who also ate the mushrooms) were playing the game of life against Obama and his vice president...
“I like the kind of beats the make girls want to take their panties off. ya know,...”
– (via crazykarl)
it’s that dirty ass bass.
(via completelynormal)
bethany,
i always get pumped when you like my shit…
but then i remember we’ll never get to chill back and smoke a bowl together and then i get way less pumped.
either way, this ones for you, and by this one i mean these next...
“I like the kind of beats the make girls want to take their panties off. ya know,...”
– (via crazykarl)
it’s that dirty ass bass.
(via completelynormal)
bethany,
i always get pumped when you like my shit…
but then i remember we’ll never get to chill back and smoke a bowl together and then i get way less pumped.
either way, this ones for you, and by this one i mean...
“I like the kind of beats the make girls want to take their panties off. ya know,...”
– conversation i just had with one of my buddies.
got
an interesting text about love this morning,
its been on my brain all day.
have you ever spent an entire day thinking about love?
love brings out the best and worst in things.
love is my most favorite feeling… but one of my most feared situations.
if only i didnt need it in my life
have you been shpongled?
i’ve been listening to shpongle lately to help me fall asleep.
it’s been giving me crazy jungle themed dreams with lots of running and jumping and swinging… but they are really dark, as if i’m running from evil… or maybe i’m the evil one.
its a fact that you dont remember your dreams when you’ve smoked weed recently… so i dont know why these ones...
this man’s voice puts me at ease.
...
aaaaannnnnnddddd
i think two of my ideas are going to end up on the woodshop’s final menu… that makes me feel just a little bit special. things are going well again up there… people stopped assuming that i was a kiss ass and realized that i’m just a nice guy who doesn’t hold grudges. everyone i work with is a “hard-ass” weathered demanding cook.
we’ve been staying...
pretty sure
that i’m going to commission the pastry chef i work with to make me a “special” birthday cake for my 21st,he’s making me brownies this week. it would be a horribly awesome idea and it would be even better to not tell anyone not tell anyone about it… kinda like stoner terrorism… and i love it.
can you imagine, pot smokers and non-smokers alike… super...
damnit
i dont want to go to fucking work. not even at all.
lets hang out tonight… i’ve got the day off tomorrow.
also very important day on friday…. party central with a blonde and a brunette. fun times.
i dunno
i just really like peeling oranges. is that weird?
i mean the smell of the freshly born fruity flesh. i’ve got a boner just thinking about it.
also… ratatat needs to release something here pretty soon. or at least come back to michigan
i’ve been watching deadmau5 videos instead of sleeping. the man is a fucking genious. so much work behind his live sets… its...
http://matadorabroad.com/what-english-sounds-like-to-people-who-dont-speak-it/
cause i cant imbed videos!
this is what english sounds like to non english speaking people.
pretty silly
i love it
i fucking LOVE cowboy bebop and anyone that will watch it with me
fuckin LOVE it
LISTEN!
listenlistenlistenlistenlistenlisten
SHUT THE FUCK UP
and fucking listen.
AIM: saosin103
lets party
also
taught myself how to open a beer bottle with a lighter today. a skill that no one should go without. after looking at the physics of it… you could do this with just about anything.
not everyone has a beer bottle opener… but i’ve always got a lighter.
hollaa
best thing i've heard all night
“you know whose underrated? Smashing Pumpkins”
i couldn’t agree more.
here’s to you billy corrigan. I’ll be working with your younger, less talented counterpart mike corrigan tomorrow.
WORD UP
i'm in a funk
and i just want to get high.
i’m at the point where i haven’t smoked in so long… that maybe i would just be okay not smoking anymore.
but the only reason i’m not smoking is because my fuckin dealer won’t call me back.
anyway.
i was having a FANTASTIC day up until i got home. It’s not even like i had to deal with bull shit when i got home or anything like...
i just
want to love you
you pretty young thing
also
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
and more vugarity.
YOU’RE ALL JUST JEALOUS
I
love
people
who
looovvvveeeee.
sheep go to heaven, haters go to hell
