I don't care if it kills me,
But i am looking at apartments today. my potential “roommate” is super busy and i’m having a hard time meeting up with him to go look being that i had the plague and no one wanted to be near me. But now i feel fine and i shouldn’t be contagious as long as i’ve taken my pill. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! also, listen lady, i’m not looking for dependency, i’m...
but we havent gone to the park to doodle and giggle one time! not one time!
on a road trip. should be fun. maybe i’ll play a show or two… see you this weekend… or maybe later. i don’t know… i got nothing holding me here for the first time in 6 months. free bird baby. never felt so good!!! it could just be there drugs that are making me feel so spectacular… but by god i havent felt this good in a long time. maybe its cause i’ve...
i need to shave, i always find myself in this situation
…a time not so long ago. yeah that was a good time. what happened to you since then? anyway, almost had to get throat surgery today (gross) but they decided not to last second… i felt like i was on an episode of house or something. instead they prescribed me three more drugs, and when i take them all at the same time it makes me feel like my arms are 11ft long and my insides get all...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEHHHHHHHHHHHH! i love true blood. i do not love mono.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1203290540 this is where i go whenever i’m feeling dumb or sad. dbus… keep truckin… and misspellin…. and usin poor grammer… and hittin on women like its your job.
i just walked in on my mom giving my step dad a lap dance. i’ll never feel clean again.
Everything hurts. I hate this late night cookie tossing events. They totally mess up my sleep cycle. I can’t even close my eyes without the room spinning. It’s like I had one too Many gin and tonics…. But without the gin… Nor the tonic. This is gross.
it's time to move on, i guess
Flight 1147 to New York now boarding at gate A4 when i woke up this morning (vomiting no less) my mom came in, rubbed my back, gave me a glass of water and said “it’s time to find an apartment, we may be moving in a matter of weeks” Now taking rows 17-26 on Flight 1147 to New York. they were waiting for me when i finally brought myself downstairs into the living room,...
fmylife: Today, I found out that my wife decided to get a large tattoo of Edward Cullen’s face on her back. Now she’s mad at me because I can’t stand to look at her if it’s not covered up. FML people do this kinda stuff?
i want to go back to new york for a long while i also want to go back to connecticut and stay for a few more nights. its very relaxed there. and you need to come home. right now. IM STAYING IN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. this is silly. gin and tonics until i have to work tomorrow. im going to need to go to the store. and i need to sphin. real bad. WHO OUT THERE IN MICHIGAN WILL SELL ME A BAG OF...
UPS developed software that routes trucks such that they minimize left turns in...– UPS Was Founded By Two Teenagers With One Bicycle and $100 Borrowed from a Friend (via mattlehrer) (via evangotlib) UPS is so awesome. (via iamcharlotteaddams) yeah i can dig this
WHO THE FUCK
says soda anymore?
sircrowley: I’m sorry about any messages I may have sent last night hahaha. I was up until I don’t know when with a friend and a couple bottles of red wine and I ended up on utmblr before bed so yes such a good time we had! thank you for the hospitality. i love you and your family dearly, even lilly potter. i’m going to try to meet up with you soon, or perhaps in europe (oh la la)
i forgot to bring papers