im so tired. time for bed! p.s. snuggles mcqueen was being asshole mcqueeen tonight and put a 6 inch gash in my arm and then ate my left overs. its like being bullied. but by a 3 year old puppy
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vindictivedarling: No body loves me enough to Di these.. these are always full of lolz
While you're thinking about sex
im thinking about art and then sex. and then probably beer and then work and after that my bed and then that i need a new pair of pants and then sex again i wonder if there is a new office this week god, i wonder if she likes me i think im running low on weed? how long has that milk been in the fridge? fuck, i think im late on my phone bill. man my arms and hands look beat to hell i...
cup of tea, put a movie in, go to sleep
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCK BLIZARDING guess im going for a walk! see yah yup
break out the "L" word
lesbian? no, the other L word. Lesbians?
Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?
is she hot?
i want roy Liechtenstein prints all over my...
hellojewlie: Sometimes Matt Jordan challenges me to a rap battle. Challenge accepted. Sorry about the language ya’ll. oh my god. Jewlie. This is perfect.
why oh why oh why is Anthony Bourdain not an...
mapsofmymind: i was just talking about this
I just want to go camping
Help me solve an argument
George clooney or Shia labauffe? Think about it Which one. (the answer should be painfully easy)
i lost a follower. can we take a moment to remember my lost follower? my your journeys bring you bliss, lone traveler.
we get plenty o’ founders in these here parts, but due to a distributor and past restaurant discrepancies i do’t see it nearly enough in my pub AND breakfast stout is quite rare. the release of the standard breakfast at this season is a tell tale sign that Kentucky Breakfast Stout will be released very shortly. man, oh man i can’t wait to spend $20 a 4 pack on fancy beers.
i'm losing hope for this gif
im losing hope for everything! i’m disappoint
Oh dexter, i can't stop watching
you’re…. …killin me.
i just found this awesome stephen colbert...
someone PLEASE give me an excuse to use it.
Yup. fuckin sunday night, yo
pizza, salad, good deeds and stimulating “conversation.” i may really not like most people, but i sure do love learning about the people who choose to hang around my life. maybe its the booze, but tonight is a great night off.
soloing a bottle of wine.
what else would i be doing at 6:30 on a sunday. also, fuck you. Shit hurts, yo.
sometimes i just want to get in my car and drive.
But then i remember that my car is going to fall apart, i can’t afford to not work for more than a couple of days and i have bills to pay. Life, man, really puts a damper on living. I guess i’ll go back to daydreaming.
Attn kyle landtra
I was just given a six pack of founders breakfast stout! You’re my only follower that I know who can appreciate that. Beer, man, beer!