July 2011
83 posts
UP bound
Backpacking Pictured Rocks with my lady lady until friday
Marquette to hang with the old budz until sunday
back home sunday night
here’s to hoping we both come back alive ;)
if i don’t make it back, give my blog to Chelsea Antonidas so it can be full of the finer things in life and pictures of Military Boys making angsty faces!
have a safe week, tumblr
don’t drink and...
bah
i hope i hope i hope i hope i hope i hope i hope
I love Parks & Rec.
“i like to put a skittle between two starburst. do you want to know what i call it?”
“starburst sandwich?”
“no, that’s good though. i call it Andy’s mouth suprise”
A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
And if you feel just like a tourist in the city...
I love it when you take naps in my bed :)
The Sarah Palin movie got 0% on rotten tomatoes
i’d call this one a victory for America
One of those mornings.
Fuck you, man! I’m better than the bullshit you give me.
You say to my girlfriend “man, I’m trying to get some confidence in that boy”
And then turn around and destroy anything i had built.
You’re a drunk, a hypocrite and a lousy business owner when you drink yourself out of your problems.
I’m not letting you destroy anything else in my life. You...
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing...”
– Stephen King (via sirmitchell)
100warscars:
guys if you don’t reblog posts about terminal illnesses with pictures of children with terminal illnesses how do you ever expect to find a cure for these things??? how do you ever expect to get into heaven??? choose wisely
Man, macerated strawberries will be the death of...
So much ginger sugary goodness.
what to do today
