i was supposed to leave for work 8 seconds ago
i am still very much in bed YOLO, right guys?
bednews: birthdays suck, especially when your...
goodnews: i found out that i can get to the roof from my bedroom window which means that i will be smoking a joint tonight.
Does anyone want to get me Morrissey tickets for...
diggin on this tune.
i just wanna kiss you right on the mouf
frontierruckus: Frontier Ruckus played a very intimate house concert in Chicago this week, featuring many new songs & classics, with Anna Burch singing harmony. Here’s “What You Are”.
The Smiths—-Heaven knows I’m miserable now
sometimes the best part of my day are bathroom...
i can’t really express how much i love getting paid to poop.
worstfuckingideas: is there a way to unsubscribe from any and everything pregnancy and baby related on facebook? is there like some special script i just have to throw in somewhere? some algorithm? i get it. you’re aaaaaallllll pregnant. guess what - you’re aaaalllll grossing me out. unsubscribe! It’s like she gets me
Did anyone else see Johnny depp play with the...
That shit was coooooooooollll
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